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Top 10: Guys Built Like Santa Claus

Former Bears defensive tackle Anthony "Spice" Adams ranks his top 10 NFL players built most like Santa Claus.

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Anthony "Spice" Adams. Spice's comment: Usually chiseled and svelte guys like yours truly don't make the cut, but that's why I come in so far down the list at No. 10.
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  1. Anthony "Spice" Adams. Spice's comment: Usually chiseled and svelte guys like yours truly don't make the cut, but that's why I come in so far down the list at No. 10.
Shawn Andrews. Spice's comment: A real sloppy Santa. I'm sure he eats a lot of Sloppy Joe's.
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  1. Shawn Andrews. Spice's comment: A real sloppy Santa. I'm sure he eats a lot of Sloppy Joe's.
Tony "Goose" Siragusa. Spice's comment: Talk about a guy who was built for the North Pole. He was Santa to a tee.
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  1. Tony "Goose" Siragusa. Spice's comment: Talk about a guy who was built for the North Pole. He was Santa to a tee.
Hollis Thomas. Spice's comment: The only Santa with piercings.
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  1. Hollis Thomas. Spice's comment: The only Santa with piercings.
Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton. Spice's comment: How can you not be Santa with a nickname like "Pot Roast?" I'm sure Santa enjoys a good pot roast.
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  1. Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton. Spice's comment: How can you not be Santa with a nickname like "Pot Roast?" I'm sure Santa enjoys a good pot roast.
Vince Wilfork. Spice's comment: Just like Dr. Robotnik from "Sonic the Hedgehog," heavy up top with little legs.
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  1. Vince Wilfork. Spice's comment: Just like Dr. Robotnik from "Sonic the Hedgehog," heavy up top with little legs.
Gilbert Brown. Spice's comment: Probably the only Santa with huge biceps that don't match the rest of his body. Everything else is oval shaped.
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  1. Gilbert Brown. Spice's comment: Probably the only Santa with huge biceps that don't match the rest of his body. Everything else is oval shaped.
Jerry Ball. Spice's comment: There's really no difference between a redwood tree stump and Jerry Ball.
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  1. Jerry Ball. Spice's comment: There's really no difference between a redwood tree stump and Jerry Ball.
Aaron Gibson. Spice's comment: I don't know how you find a suit that fits him, but it probably involves a California king size sheet.
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  1. Aaron Gibson. Spice's comment: I don't know how you find a suit that fits him, but it probably involves a California king size sheet.
Ted Washington. Spice's comment: How can Ted not be No. 1? He's been built like Santa Claus since birth.
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  1. Ted Washington. Spice's comment: How can Ted not be No. 1? He's been built like Santa Claus since birth.
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